August 2012
Watchviennawatson-holmes:
imjustalovemachine:
vipvictor:
Jude Law dramatically reading a bit of “Poker Face” by Lady Gaga
“bluffin’ with my muffin’” LOL
Oh Jude Law you magnificent human being
person: so what music are you into?
me: are you sure you're ready for this conversation
direndrunk:
what if the reason why the world ends on dec 20th is that people can’t handle the release of rinkaku on the 19th
lordmcenglish:
my dad asked if he could check something on my computer
and i said ‘if u can dig it’
he didnt know what i meant until he opened it up and saw
he didnt even bother looking up what he was going to he just said ‘no’ softly and walked away and now i dont even think hes in the house anymore
english teacher: never kill off your main character it shows poor writing skills
shakespeare: excuse you
Steven Moffatt: excuse you
Sir Arthur Conan Doyle: excuse you
Emily Brontë: excuse you
Joss Whedon: excuse you
Richard Castle: excuse you
JK Rowling: excuse you
batreaux:
you text me “whats up”, i text back “nm u”. you respond “nm” but what you don’t understand is that I just desperately tried to signal to you that there are “nightmare monsters underground” and you missed the warning
demonsindenim:
sora-smiles:
weebcomments:
whenever a weeaboo comes up to me and says that they ‘wanjt tO LIVE IN JAPAN DESUUU!!1” i’m going to show them this
thats an asian giant hornet, or a suzumebachi it’s the size of your fucking thumb, the largest hornet in the world, and it sprays flesh melting poison
that should knock them out of their weeaboo phase for a while
omg
